El inglés con 100 palabros (según doctrina de la Sra. Botella)

There are nothing more madrileño than ir al Retiro e introducir las pelotas on the lake to feel the Carpa's mouths. Relaxing coffee más cigarette, muñeco de barrete. The M-30 is more petada right now than Sonia Monroy's rabbit. Good Morning! Oh my God, so cold in Madrid, i've got the pezones duros like the garbanzos of a cocido madrileño. Pau Gasol has the biggest huevos colganderos that i've ever seen. Sometimes i walk around the alrededores of the Great Vía, where you can see girls with a troncho between her legs like a watermelon. In Madrid, for example, tenemos great museos like the thyssen, cuya dueña tiene more plastic in her face than Falete's consolatory. In Madrid tenemos great dj's like Little Paquirri, a paralitic mental guy, the best example of integración.